Gatorade Failure at Airport Vending Machine

So, during a 12-hour lay-over at Seattle-Tacoma (SEA) airport, we got bored. We walked all over the place, collected "Smart Carts" and wheeled them around the airport until someone told us we couldn't take them any further. In one of the remote terminals (we were exploring), we passed a row of vending machines. This one had a water bottle and Gatorade halfway out. I thought, "hey, I'm thirsty, and wouldn't it be neat to get 3 bottles for the price of 1?!".

Well it didn't work out that way. We strategically planned the mission, failing at every step of the way. With each failure, we were convinced that we were closer to victory. After spending $10.50 trying to get a drink, I even resorted to kicking, shaking, and trying to "muscle" the machine. I even had 2 maintenance guys working with me to tip the entire row of machines. I failed. Here's the proof.